Just when you thought you’d seen (and felt) it all – from high-tech marvels to budget-friendly gadgets that promised the moon but delivered a sad ripple – Blowmotion enters the chat.
The Blowmotion looks like a tiny spaceship designed specifically for your . . . well . . . captain’s log. Its sleek silicone design is stylish, modern, and compact enough to toss in your weekend bag without raising TSA eyebrows. It comes with a USB charger and a travel lock because a horny, vibrating suitcase going through airport security is not the look we’re going for.
It heats up to a cozy 104°F, which is not just warm but a sultry embrace. Six vibration patterns and three intensities ensure that this gadget doesn’t just deliver; it customizes your pleasure, ranging from gentle waves to an all-out jackhammer effect. And the buttons are intuitively placed for easy mid-session adjustments – no fumbling necessary.
Solo or partner play? Why not both? Hand it over to your partner during foreplay and let the magic happen; no hands required. They can mix up the vibration patterns while you lie back and contemplate how lucky you are to live in an era of such technological advances.
The 3-inch internal length is optimized for head-focused stimulation. And it’s splashproof, not fully waterproof, so maybe don’t invite it into the bathtub.
