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Creature Cocks by XR

Forget Zeus or Apollo—the real gods are here, and they’re attached to some serious silicone! If your sex life has been feeling a little too human lately, it’s time to unleash the beast. After all, why settle for just one earthly experience when you could be ravaged by any one of the 161 fantastical variations in the Creature Cocks line from XR.

From extraterrestrial exploits to deep, penetrating experiences with Cthulhu, these out-of-this-world sex toys promise to take you to new dimensions of pleasure. Each one of the mythical members is crafted from non-porous, body-safe silicone, so the outer limits of pleasure can be reached with the Centaur Explosion Squirting Dildo or Dragon Snatch Stroker, for example.

And yes, the suction bases are sturdy enough for you to anchor your dreams to a smooth surface — because these toys are all about unlocking your inner fantasies, even the ones you didn’t know you had. You know you’re ready to boldly go where no mortal has gone before because things are about to get legendary.

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