Sure, he changed his shift just to avoid your unwanted work advances, leading you to lose it in the breakroom. A better way to pop off? Sonder’s Space Crystals. They’re the Pop-Rocks-inspired treat everyone on the clock keeps mum about—like how creepy your HR writeups are. With each packet, unleash a storm of crackling energy in your mouth, louder and more intense than the poems about him you recite from your cubicle. These crystals are (similarly) full-on sensory assaults, but with 10mg of hemp-derived THC each round. Load up on Sonder’s audacious flavors and let each explosive outburst hearken back to the night you waited outside his girlfriend’s apartment to “accidentally” bump into him. Only this time, let the popping tame your tongue.