Breaking promises is easy; breaking METTLE isn’t. Peep the surgical-grade stainless steel bowl that laughs in the face of your clumsiness. Crafted from indestructible 304 stainless steel, METTLE fits most water pipes and promises a lifetime of reliable use—unlike your last resolution to “try yoga.” With a generous 33mm bowl that loads easier than your reasons for ghosting group chats, it’s compatible with 7mm filter tips and all common metal screens. Versatile? You bet. It fits 14mm and 18mm downstems and can even turn any bottle at home into a gravity rig. Clean-up is a breeze: METTLE disassembles effortlessly, unlike that tangled mess you call holiday lights. Available in sleek electropolish and mysterious black finishes, it’s time to upgrade your setup and maybe your standards.