Who: Birthjays
What: Festively adorned joint pre-rolls that double as birthday candles to help you celebrate another trip around the sun the way the good lord intended—at least, if you’re a Rastafarian. Smokable plant matter not included.
Where: www.birthjays.com
Why: Because you’ve had a lot of birthdays and not once has someone thought to stuff a joint in your cake instead of a candle. Poor you.